Top 5 Halloween Candy

DTA Nation,


Happy Halloween! I am writing this to start a war amongst all of the listeners. What is your favorite Halloween Candy that you are hoping to get when you, or your kid, or cheering Trick or Treat tonight.

5. Skittles- Because Marshawn Lynch loves Skittles.

4. Hershey’s, But Cookies and Cream specifically- These are one of my favorite grabs at a Gas Station on my way to a lacrosse tournament. I hope one of my nieces snags a bunch of these for me tonight.

3. Sour Patch Kids- Do these need an explanation? These come to play

2. Take 5- These things are a weak spot of mine, however, are these not around anymore?! I saw reeses took these over? Can you tell I don’t eat candy regularly?? What happened to Take 5?!

  1. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups- Don’t give me any of the pieces, I want the whole damn cup! Especially since we got snow when you are walking around they will hopefully be a little frozen if you are lucky, sign me up. I am not the biggest candy guy to be honest, but I will delete a few of these tonight.







Worst Candy Ever that you can’t pay me to eat- Twizzlers, I hate Twizzlers. Don’t give me a single one of these ever. And if you give away tooth brushes on thanksgiving just shut your lights off this year and give up. Be better.


The the most knowledgeable Halloween connoisseur,

P-Mac

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