I think my Dentist Hates me

DTA Nation,

I know everyone says they hate going to the dentist, but I think it’s the opposite situation for me. I think my dentist hates me. I feel like I am just the biggest disappointment in their eyes, they are always asking about the PL lacrosse team….we lost again. Are you flossing? No. Did you do anything about the retainers that we have to scrape the shit out of because they are glued to your teeth? Nope, it’s still a gongshow. I feel so bad for my dentist, I don’t even dislike them I love the work they do. I feel bad at this point because I can sense the disappointment towards me.

I’m Sorry,

P-Mac